According to TheSmokingGun.com, “Of the many police blotter entries regarding “Occupy” encampments nationwide, here’s our favorite from the past few days, as reported by the Portland Police Bureau: ‘Occupy Portland protesters became enraged when Pizza Schmizza ran out of breadsticks to accompany their entree order. They threatened to assault employees and vandalize the restaurant.’”

“A police spokesman told TSG that the incident Sunday evening involved a man and woman who became upset when they were told that the pizzeria had temporarily run out of breadsticks and that they would have to wait 15-20 minutes for a new batch. The customers, cops noted, told a Pizza Schmizza employee, ‘Your job is bullshit, you know you work for a big corporation.'”