I wanna put on my, my, my, my, my pizza shoes … and eat pizza with you.
Pizza-themed sneakers? We know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Why didn’t I think of that?” Doesn’t matter, you’re too late. Nike thought of it first, and these shoes look positively delicious.
Part of the footwear giant’s food-themed Nike SB series, the SB Janoski Pepperoni Pizza trainers look exactly like the name suggests, with vividly realistic pepperoni slices, a generous spread of gooey mozzarella cheese and specks of seasoning. The cool kicks come topped with the iconic Nike swish on the sides. The inner lining even boasts a marinara sauce pattern.
According to the Huffington Post, Nike developed the shoes in collaboration with The Skate Mental, a brand that’s apparently well-known to skater dudes everywhere but a total mystery to us codgers at PMQ, who only vaguely remember names like Brad Bowman and Tony Hawk from our short-lived days of shredding on the ramp in high school.