Starting today, pizza Is your new life coach

Think of it as a pizza ouija board. You order pizza when you're facing one of those crossroads decisions that intersect everyone's daily lives but it's more than the serotonin rush that comes from the pie's awesome flovor–you get your fortune read. describes a "pizza séance," otherwise known as the opportunity to outsource all your life's big decisions to someone working at your local pizza joint. All you have to do is ensure that, in the "any special request" section of your order, you instruct your pizza-maker to lay out your toppings in the shape of a "Y," an "N," or an "M." That's yes, no, and maybe respectively.

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