“So a guy, a girl, and a goat walk into a Midtown pizza joint and order some slices… and proceed to eat those slices at a table… with the goat, and no one seems to care? There was apparently little reaction from other diners at La Famiglia, and it just ends up in the wasteland of Twitter with a quick note: “saw a goat eating pizza at La Famiglia on 50th & B’way,” according to Gothamist.com.

Is this not the same city that just celebrated a squirrel eating a slice of pizza in a tree? C’mon New York, this is a goat, sitting down at a table inside of an establishment that just last year Sarah Palin and Donald Trump had lunch at. Let’s give this goat the attention it deserves. And also maybe alert the Department of Health.