Ruth Madoff Clips Coupons for California Pizza Kitchen

According to “Poor Ruth Madoff‘s been reduced to coupon clipping. Sadly, since Cipriani’s no longer running their Buy-Nine-Truffle-Strewn-Lobsters-Get-An-Iced-Tea-Free promotion, Ruthie went elsewhere: California Pizza Kitchen. How’d it go? Terribly. Also, tasty tips for her!”

“First, it should be noted that any New Yorker in their right mind wouldn’t be caught in tourist trap CPK; sure, they have decent salads, if you want pear and Gorgonzola on your pizza, they have it, and if you work on Park in the 30s, it’s a great place to go, I guess. That being said, the Page Six reports issues with Ruthie’s dining experience.”