$50 Half-Eaten Pizza Slice Still for Sale

If your love for pizza and the Kansas City Chiefs is a die-hard obsession, then this online ad is right up your ally. Last week a Facebook user in Basehor, Kansas, uploaded a picture of a half-eaten pizza on Facebook’s Marketplace. He listed it under the category“Antiques and Collectibles” with the brand name “Sausage and cheese.” Here’s what seller Paul Cowan writes in his post:

"This half-eaten piece of pizza was left behind by Patrick Mahomes at a Shawnee Mission Pizza Shoppe. Comes with a COA and a saliva test strip. I'll toss in his used hand wipe and toothpick for free. Serious inquiries only, please."

The post which was made over a week ago is still online, which suggests quite frankly–people aren’t buying it. Also, what does that Certificate of Authenticity look like? If it’s anything like the “beautifully crafted” For Sale sign Cowan was selling in 2018, I don’t see many takers making an offer.

Cowan reports he has already gotten "at least a dozen inquiries" but alas, no "serious offers."