If your love for pizza and the Kansas City Chiefs is a die-hard obsession, then this online ad is right up your ally. Last week a Facebook user in Basehor, Kansas, uploaded a picture of a half-eaten pizza on Facebook’s Marketplace. He listed it under the category “Antiques and Collectibles” with the brand name “Sausage and cheese.” Here’s what seller Paul Cowan writes in his post:

"This half-eaten piece of pizza was left behind by Patrick Mahomes at a Shawnee Mission Pizza Shoppe. Comes with a COA and a saliva test strip. I'll toss in his used hand wipe and toothpick for free. Serious inquiries only, please."

The post which was made over a week ago is still online, which suggests quite frankly – people aren’t buying it. Also, what does that Certificate of Authenticity look like? If it’s anything like the “beautifully crafted” For Sale sign Cowan was selling in 2018, I don’t see many takers making an offer.

Cowan reports he has already gotten "at least a dozen inquiries" but alas, no "serious offers."