5 Pizzafied Classic Quotes

Translating words of wisdom from our past into pizza knowledge for the future.



Illustration credit: Ian's Pizza

I can’t possibly be the only one who gleans pizza wisdom from some of America’s greatest quotes. Take a look at the quotes below to see how I read between the lines to find pizza inspiration. Share in the comments how your favorite classic quote could also be “pizzafied.”

 

 

 

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You can eat some of the pizza all of the time, and all of the pizza some of the time, but you cannot eat all of the pizza all of the time.

(Original: You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you cannot fool all of the people all of the time. - Abraham Lincoln)

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There never was a good war or a bad pizza.

(Original: There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin)

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Pizza is power.

(Original: Knowledge is power. -Francis Bacon)

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A pizza of beauty is a joy forever.

(Original: A thing of beauty is a joy forever -John Keats)

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Pizza is money.

(Original: Time is money. -Benjamin Franklin)


 

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