Trying to come up with an unforgettable name for your pizzeria? The Internet can help—well, sort of. We did a Google search on “pizzerias with funny names” and stumbled across a veritable gold mine at rockcloset.forumotion.net. We’d love to be able to tell you more about this forum, but, frankly, it’s a mystery to us. Topics include “Hobbits Unite,” “Potential G.I. Joe Names” and “Hot French Ladies,” to name a few. But a thread titled “Pizza Shop Names” yielded some ridiculously funny suggestions, particularly from a poster using the name of Bill Bruford – Drummer. Here’s a look at just some of the “pizzabilities”:
1. Ricky’s Automatic Extra Cheese
2. Christian Science Pizza Room
3. Burritos As Big As Your Head Pizza
4. Airplane: The Movie: The Pizza
5. You Like-a Pepperoni?
6. Pizzageddon
7. The Mozzarella Fellas
8. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Cheeseburgers (Because It’s Pizza)
9. Mission: Impizzable
10. Doctor Spock’s Quiet Baby Brick Oven Trattoria
11. Pizza For Pyros
12. The Da Vinci Crust
13. My Big Fat Italian Pizza
14. Mormon Tabernacle Pizza Gazebo
15. Now That’s What I Call Pizza!
16. Chunky Donkey Pizza
17. Crusty’s
18. Mean Old Mr. Pizza
19. Pups & Pies: The Pet Store That Makes Great Pizza
20. Onomotopizza
21. Pizza’hoy!
22. Start Spreadin’ the Sauce: NY Style Pizzarium
23. The Horse With No Pizza
24. Mary Worth’s Pointless Pizza
25. Raphael’s Famous Footlong Pizzas on Tenth