25 Crazy Names For Your Pizzeria

Trying to name your new pizzeria? Here are 25 terrible ideas that you shouldn't even consider.




Photo Illustrations by Eric Summers

 

Trying to come up with an unforgettable name for your pizzeria? The Internet can help—well, sort of. We did a Google search on “pizzerias with funny names” and stumbled across a veritable gold mine at rockcloset.forumotion.net. We’d love to be able to tell you more about this forum, but, frankly, it’s a mystery to us. Topics include “Hobbits Unite,” “Potential G.I. Joe Names” and “Hot French Ladies,” to name a few. But a thread titled “Pizza Shop Names” yielded some ridiculously funny suggestions, particularly from a poster using the name of Bill Bruford - Drummer. Here’s a look at just some of the “pizzabilities”:

 

1. Ricky’s Automatic Extra Cheese

2. Christian Science Pizza Room

3. Burritos As Big As Your Head Pizza

4. Airplane: The Movie: The Pizza

5. You Like-a Pepperoni?

6. Pizzageddon

7. The Mozzarella Fellas

8. I Can’t Believe It’s Not Cheeseburgers (Because It’s Pizza)

9. Mission: Impizzable

10. Doctor Spock’s Quiet Baby Brick Oven Trattoria

11. Pizza For Pyros

12. The Da Vinci Crust

13. My Big Fat Italian Pizza

14. Mormon Tabernacle Pizza Gazebo

15. Now That’s What I Call Pizza!

16. Chunky Donkey Pizza

17. Crusty’s

18. Mean Old Mr. Pizza

19. Pups & Pies: The Pet Store That Makes Great Pizza

20. Onomotopizza

21. Pizza’hoy!

22. Start Spreadin’ the Sauce: NY Style Pizzarium

23. The Horse With No Pizza

24. Mary Worth’s Pointless Pizza

25. Raphael’s Famous Footlong Pizzas on Tenth

 

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